• me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
Anonymous asked:
how do you give a bj


get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord


don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

papabearslittleslut asked:
What does F.R.I.E.N.D.S. mean?


*Uses frick and fuck in the same sentence*

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